i was born cool!

allrite, this has to be my stoopidest post, but wat i say below is 100 % true cause my granny told this to me.

the hr i was born, the nurse had to take care of mah mom, so she placed me on the table next to the operation bed next to the tray with all the surgical tools (dumbass biatch). the moment she turned away, i picked up a pair of sissors in my hand. since the nurse was attendin to my mom, she had no idea wat was goin on. when my mom noticed me with the sissors, she turned pale and tried to tell the nurse wat was happenin but her throat was blocked and she could not even speak. when she tried makin hand gestures, the nurse thought that she needed attention. and in the meanwhile, i seemed to entertain myself by swingin a sissors. luckily/unluckily the doc just came in and she took it away from me. :( (whore!)

p.s. i never cried when i was born. :p