My riding style!

Instead of accusing others, i can accuse myself for my shitty riding skill. i keep doin a lot of crazy things while riding a bike. some of the crazy things are:-

1. keep bending over to check whether the fuel pipe is in on or reserve even when i know its status.
2. when stopping at a signal, check whether all the electricals are proper. (i.e. the horn, indicaters, the headlamp, dimmer etc)
3. when stopping on a inclined road, hold onto the front brakes and stay. (bit of trouble now since my bike fell down and i dont seem to have front brakes)
4. piss auto drivers off.
5. make a lot of noise and swear a lot when i pass through tilaknagar area.
6. piss other drivers / riders off.
7. cant stand it when a pulsar hippie stares at you. u get the thoughts of running over him. if he survives the first run, run over him again.

p.s. i have no roadrage unlike dr pissed who runs over kittens when he is in a good mood.