Work Ethics!

somethin that i have noticed in my previous employment is for the fact that you should not work at a good pace. the ones that need to be submitted in time can be done at a decent pace ensuring that u finish it a good 10 min before u submit it and spend all that time in front of the comp making it look a lil dignified. if you have completed everythin within the reqd time, dont submit it early. make sure u stay in front of the comp and act like you are workin seriously on the report. and when they plead for the report, send it over and immidiately run away from the place so that watever work they r plannin for you can be postponed else given to some1 else. i made the mistake of completing all the tasks before itself and ended up doing others work too. from the 3rd week onwards, i started workin in a considerable pace which made my work go all day long. i did the same shit and ppl started appriciating me for my commitment and when i worked more than that, i was accused of avoiding work. :s

meeting time - a weekly motivational rubbish used to happen all the time at godforsaken hours. used to enter the meeting room late giving test administration / reports as an excuse and used to get off the meeting early to process the candidates (trust me on this, i have actually got out of meetings to meet candidates). though all of us are aware of the fact that meetings are a rubbish idea and fails to motivate even boy scouts. the point is when i did this, everyone started talkin abt me being a busy guy who cant even stay in one place for more than 5 min.

the best part in this was i had no idea i was doin those till a friend pointed that out. tha cool.

for those who got zonked out at this point, suggest that u read dilbert since his english is better than mine and better illustrated than mine. his book has strip cartoons which r funny too. :D