My saliva is aerodynamic

today, just after lunch, i realisied that i had a red substance stickin in my teeth. assuming the natural thing was to spit it out, i went to the wash basin and did some tounge exploring to remove the evidence, took a deep breath and spat it out. and as it went down the basin, it formed an arc which i have never noticed before in my saliva life. this reminded me of the famous banana kick by david beckham. now i know where he got his ideas from! the reason behind this path of travel has not been concluded but experts say that it was caused by a zephyr which passed by durin the flight of the saliva. unfortunately the experts could not come to a concrete decision because the evidence was flushed down and travelled deep into the sewers to be traced. all experiments have been withheld until more evidence is found. i have a small cold comin up and i guess this could be the stepping stone to success. i just hope that i dont step on somethin bad. we are plannin to make a wind tunnel experiment tomorrow and come to a conclusion. plannin to write whitepapers on this subject. science is a wonderful subject!!!