Wat abt left-handed ppl?
This bloody planet is retarded. just because 80 - 90 % of the ppl would be right-handed doesnt mean they r superior to left handed ppl. being left handed isnt a defect u retards. its just the usage of the other hand. and yea our right hand powers would be like the powers of ur left hand. sometimes stronger since ppl expect us to use right hand for various purpouses.
this has come to light due to my past experiences with ppl in restaraunts, office, banks etc. infact there r not many places where ppl dont q me for being left handed. just wanted to let u all know that this is a trait since my birth and did not come to me after winnin somethin.
The most retarded Q i have come accross are:-
1. R u left handed?
me: hmm yea.
2. Hey, do u eat in left da?
me: yes. wat deadlee observation
3. How do u write in left da?
me: magic da. super na
4. which hand do u wash ur butt in?
me: right! y, u wanna volunteer to do that job?
5. do u do everythin in left?
me: no, remember Q4?
6. which hand do u use the fork?
me: neither. i eat with hands
7. dont u find it difficult to ride bikes/cars the opp way?
me: noways. btw lot of ppl drive both LH and RH drive.
8. isnt it bad manners to use left hand?
me: w00t? suck my ballz.
9. how come u use the right handed mouse?
me: cuz i m god's gift to humankind.
in short, i m p pissed to answer retards who notice the fact that am left handed. if u do, better shut ur trap. else u r gonna get ur tiny lil ass kicked all the way till abu dhabi.
this has come to light due to my past experiences with ppl in restaraunts, office, banks etc. infact there r not many places where ppl dont q me for being left handed. just wanted to let u all know that this is a trait since my birth and did not come to me after winnin somethin.
The most retarded Q i have come accross are:-
1. R u left handed?
me: hmm yea.
2. Hey, do u eat in left da?
me: yes. wat deadlee observation
3. How do u write in left da?
me: magic da. super na
4. which hand do u wash ur butt in?
me: right! y, u wanna volunteer to do that job?
5. do u do everythin in left?
me: no, remember Q4?
6. which hand do u use the fork?
me: neither. i eat with hands
7. dont u find it difficult to ride bikes/cars the opp way?
me: noways. btw lot of ppl drive both LH and RH drive.
8. isnt it bad manners to use left hand?
me: w00t? suck my ballz.
9. how come u use the right handed mouse?
me: cuz i m god's gift to humankind.
in short, i m p pissed to answer retards who notice the fact that am left handed. if u do, better shut ur trap. else u r gonna get ur tiny lil ass kicked all the way till abu dhabi.
posted by The Dalda at 12:24 PM
Moonspell
You're Moonspell! You have a very weird style of singing, but people are intrigued by you. Your music is like a drug, and everyone wants to buy it after they've tried it a few times. People can never get over how strange your music is, and that's why you're well liked.
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10. Which hand do you use to shake hands?
11. When you dig your nose, which hand do you use?
12. Why do you choose to be lefthanded?
i want to go to abu dhabi.
would you really kick me upto there if i irritated you more?
got new place where im posting. come see.
as discussed in mojos, we must send people to abu dhabi on camels. :D hehehehe! Oh... you're left handed? :P
@APJ: wassup pressi boi. make some rulez so that left handed ppl can steal others kidneys off if asked these Q. yay i get ur kidney too. go bakk and do somethin w.r.t science. dont stay with politics. it stinks.
@finchie: my bro had the same problem. he converted to right and hez quite briny. i tried to immitate him but somethin happened on the way and now i m not able to use either side of mah brain.
@dee: so super abt gettin the new place and all. looks kewl kewl. i wouldnt really recommend on kicking girls arnd but if u really insist, i could probly try. gather ur passport and meet me sometime.
@lady: ya da. wonder if wally would let me borrow his camel. we could really start a good transportation company. we can gather up bettah ideas when we turn up in mojos the next time. will come next month since my parents r comin here this month. go to mojos now and book a table for uz.
@humdrum: ya da. rite from my pre-school days. wat shitheads i tell u.
Dude.. How you play bass with right hand then??
Maga. Is the office table Green also?? Hows your book coming along.
I heard you get Green Beer too?? Some stufid GM Beer.
"Chennai And The Colour Green"
I'll write the foreward and keep.
Anyways coming back to life(Topic actually - both of us are lifeless)
Do you write with your left hand or right? Think And Answer................................................
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