Tsunami hunter!

this isnt a story but it relates to the future. this does not mean that i m psychic in anyway. nor am i some kinda future lookin prodigy. for some unknown reason, sutherland global solutions (thats wat they call themselves) decided that i have quite a good knowledge in computers and my voice is good enuff(damn kivd pranis). anyways, i got a job and i m packin off to chennai. i m reporting there on 2nd of Jan 2006. lookin forward to that job in a certain way but i know that i m gonna miss bangalore for sure. life goes on (and on and on and on, Amron batteries. lasts long, really long. lasts long, really long. ting tong ting tong). anyways, i have made a list of things NOT to do in chennai. they are:-
1. talk in kannada
2. compare the water with cauvery water
3. NEVER EVER LAUGH WHEN I SEE A REAAAAAALLLLLLLLLY FAT WOMAN'S CUTOUT IN EVERY STREET.
4. travel in an auto (unless absolutely necessary)
5. talk about politics (with anyone, not even myself)
6. talk about politics when someone else starts the topic. rather pour water on his face and fight instead. will get out alive.
7. TO DO: when i see a TV with a sun logo, crib abt the city's administration (while wearing a mask to avoid being seen by my grandma) and keep bitchin and crying.
8. TO DO: when approached by a TV with betel leaves logo, compare the fat woman to Jesus. tell stuff like shez the daughter of gawd. sing halleluyah if time permits.
9. TO DO: when approached by other channels, dont bother even stayin in the area. move on to avoid detection by granny.
10. swear in kannada.
11. order for khodays.
12. wear warm clothes.
13. wear thermals. :p
14. talk abt religion.
15. challenge someone in gaming. (will get pwned)

i just discovered that i m supposed to wear a tie on monday along with a formal white shirt and dark trousers on every monday. jeans dont count as formals duh. wat a bummer to start off. anyways, i m still gonna go there and peace out. so wish me luck duds.

have no idea where i m gonna stay, settle down and shit. so no idea when i m gonna blog next. till the next time...........