Storytime!

since every other blogger writes a story / poem, decided to write one of my own. this is a story abt myself with my alter egos. i come as a fat, ugly hip-hop nigga with criminal cases against me. i have absolutely no talent, a sore throat and dress up like i represent a jewellery shop. but i managed to make a song with 2 lines and had 3 men rapping behind me with some scantly clad chick dancing in front of me. the video also features me in front of a merc and walking the dog. this made into the top of the charts and i made a double platinum album with one song to my credit. (rest of them featured other artists incl santana) and now i m a billionare with all posh bla bla bullshit. i forgot my real name but my friends (and fans) call me the 'Double D'.

but, i have a alterego, SUPERDALDA! i come as a superhero who is seen with the underwear inside the pant. i was born in some galgalatic planet where the ppl look human and crashed into earth in a cardboard box (ouch that hurt). i was adopted by farmers and i was ragged by farm animals when i was a kid. one day, my dad told me that 'i should fight for justice'. i heard it as 'i should fight justice'. from then on, i have been beating up cows, goats and sheep. (cant help it, that farm sucked). i moved into the city to make a fortune and thats when DD stepped in.

Chapter 1: 'Attack of the school kids'
on a hot tuesday afternoon, where tempratures were soaring to 36 C, a bunch of school kids were crossing the road. suddenly, they saw an HUGE BIGASS TRUCK heading towards them at a blinding speed of 50 kmph. the kids start screaming for help panic-stricken on the road. suddenly, out of the blue came SUPERDALDA! (probly because he got stuck in his cape) with a series of huge jumps, he got to the kids and carried them away to the side. then the hero went to cross the road himself thinkin that there is still sometime left as the truck handnt reached the spot. the truck driver on the otherhand thought otherwise. (poor chap had been workin in a 16 hr shift and was less than 4 km to drop off his package) he swerved to the right and all the kids could see is a BIG ASS RADIATOR near their face. the next thing the superhero could remember was looking at a bunch of schoolkids flying like bowling pins after a strike. the truck skidded and hit a lamp post become coming to a halt. the driver jumped out of the truck and ran for his life. and the hero heard lots of screaming and wailing behind him and noticed a few ppl looking in his direction. THA END (for now)!