Can cats be used to wash bikes? PT 2
first of all, i m blogging again because i had some problems tryin to edit my prev blog. sorry for the sons and daughters who have toiled their lives to gimme webspace.
comin bakk to mah main topic, CAN CATS BE USED TO WASH BIKES?
for this delicate experiment, u will need:-
1. A Bike (duh yea)
2. A Cat (any brand)
3. Buckets of water
4. Some car/bike shampoo
firstly, u need to silence the cat for this experiment because u cant bear the meows of the cat while u r conducting this experiment. and since the SPCA etc are growing concerns over killing of animals (though most of them are non-veggies), killing the cat would be a strict no-no. also a moving cat would be more effective while cleaning. the techniques used to silence the cat are:-
1. tape its mouth
2. glue its mouth
3. stich its mouth
4. hit its mouth with a hammer? dont think it will work though u may do this for sheer pleasure. drive a nail if reqd. but the nail may damage the bike when u are using the cat.
now when the cat is ready, make sure u have a bucket ready near the bike so that u can make your movements lesser. pour a bucketful of water on the bike so that u dont rub the cat directly on the bike. take a bucketful of water and add the shampoo. make a good mixture, soak the cat well and rub the bike. do this throughout the bike (notice that the tail can be used in some places where the rest of the cat wont fit). once the bike is soaked with shampoo, rinse the bike with a wet cat to remove the stains. and then use a powerhose and clean the bike to remove the fur stains. else shave the cat completely before doin this experiment. powerhose the bike anyways, like the feeling. once u have a clean bike, u can dispose the cat by either burying it in your background else by selling it to koreans as dinner. i would suggest the latter cause u can establish a good trade.
p.s. note that this blog is completely devoted to bikes and has no concerns over the cat's condition. the cat is just an entity which provides a cheap alternative to sponge. a cat cant carry u places. a cat sheds hair. a cat is smelly. u are not allowed to put stickers on a cat. a cat does not come with a rear view mirror. a cat has no service stations. a cat cant digest petrol. there is no ignition key in a cat. etc. and for those of you who were under teh impression that i am gonna train the cat to do things, think again. plz do not be under the impression that life is a fantasy RPG (though i m hooked into those all the time). its easier to clean with a cat rather than teaching a cat to clean the bike.
comin bakk to mah main topic, CAN CATS BE USED TO WASH BIKES?
for this delicate experiment, u will need:-
1. A Bike (duh yea)
2. A Cat (any brand)
3. Buckets of water
4. Some car/bike shampoo
firstly, u need to silence the cat for this experiment because u cant bear the meows of the cat while u r conducting this experiment. and since the SPCA etc are growing concerns over killing of animals (though most of them are non-veggies), killing the cat would be a strict no-no. also a moving cat would be more effective while cleaning. the techniques used to silence the cat are:-
1. tape its mouth
2. glue its mouth
3. stich its mouth
4. hit its mouth with a hammer? dont think it will work though u may do this for sheer pleasure. drive a nail if reqd. but the nail may damage the bike when u are using the cat.
now when the cat is ready, make sure u have a bucket ready near the bike so that u can make your movements lesser. pour a bucketful of water on the bike so that u dont rub the cat directly on the bike. take a bucketful of water and add the shampoo. make a good mixture, soak the cat well and rub the bike. do this throughout the bike (notice that the tail can be used in some places where the rest of the cat wont fit). once the bike is soaked with shampoo, rinse the bike with a wet cat to remove the stains. and then use a powerhose and clean the bike to remove the fur stains. else shave the cat completely before doin this experiment. powerhose the bike anyways, like the feeling. once u have a clean bike, u can dispose the cat by either burying it in your background else by selling it to koreans as dinner. i would suggest the latter cause u can establish a good trade.
p.s. note that this blog is completely devoted to bikes and has no concerns over the cat's condition. the cat is just an entity which provides a cheap alternative to sponge. a cat cant carry u places. a cat sheds hair. a cat is smelly. u are not allowed to put stickers on a cat. a cat does not come with a rear view mirror. a cat has no service stations. a cat cant digest petrol. there is no ignition key in a cat. etc. and for those of you who were under teh impression that i am gonna train the cat to do things, think again. plz do not be under the impression that life is a fantasy RPG (though i m hooked into those all the time). its easier to clean with a cat rather than teaching a cat to clean the bike.
posted by The Dalda at 8:28 AM
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17 Comments:
wat das? deep dasgupta? wat nonsense u talk i say. no manners u got. shame on u and your cat. dirty spca spaz.
btw, i dint kill ur cat. he just ran out of gas. :p
cut the nails of the cat. duh? do u want me to spoonfeed u everythin? mad u r.
terrible terrible.
i used to work with the bspca. Im terribly vexed.
wat is bspca? some form of animal rights? wat would they do if the animal was left?
i thought of shaving the cat and dipping it in after shave to give out shiny results. u finally have a cat which smells good. and its better to have the cat awake instead of sedating it. the wiggling of the cat can produce a better shine on the bike and clean better.
ayyo!what a sad, what a sad! just be sure that there is a presidential suite waiting for you in hell. you are eviller than lucifer himself, so no point 'frying' you in soup (?). THOOOOO!
yay! u ppl make my life happier. feel so touched. *sniff* MEOW!
cats?i hate them too but hello!!!! using them to clean bikes?????n yes u wanna shave them n then dip it in after shave to give it shine????dodo after all the fur has been shaved how the fuck will u try to shine ur bike ...all will be left is the mucky gooeey after shave in ur bike..have some sense dumbo.. use at brains sometimes at least...
first of all, i m gonna rinse the cat before using it to wash. and hence the smell of the aftershave prevails. and after a few dips, u dont notice it. the cat's skin is soft too. hence u dont need all that fur crap on it. as for the shine on the bike, a lil waxpol does wonders, so ill stick to that.
comin to think of it, i actually like cats. they r tha cool thingees.
wat rubbish. i asked u if u like cats and u said no. that does not show whether i like cats r not. i mainly wrote this article because i was bored and i hadnt cleaned mah bike in a long time. (its still unclean now) :(
p.s. wat would women know abt bikes? better stick to shopping.
well women certainly wouldnt know much bout bikes except a few habdful but u dont need like big brain n gyan to talk bout cleanin bikes. anyways ppl lie nowadays so its nothinh new
mr dalda: pls kindly note that i am a girl - i can ride bikes (geared ones included) and also fix minor glitches. so pls retract your statement about women and bikes. btw... i really am not a feminist - all those who know me will vouch for that FACT
neither am i an MCP (probly am). just like to rip ppl off. no issues.
u are full of contradictions, u are a really confused soul, arent u?hello decide for urself if u are a big time MCP or not?
its just a simple yes or no, is that hard for u?
doesnt matter if i m an mcp or not. y does it bother u in anyway? better than being a metrosexual or somethin
well. firstly I know that its your webspace and that you are stupid and dumb, you dont have to proclaim it over and over again. Secondly, what wrong with writing about sex,do you not enjoy it? or have you been so unsuccessful in getting laid that you cant bear to read about it.
nah. its just a fact that i dont let my dick do the thinking for me. i was born with a brain and i intend to use it here.
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