Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Justice League of Arekere!

As the hero discoverd that there are other species in this planet that are not normal, he decided to form a league with those. there is a silent, suburbian place called arekere which is filled with cows and their dung. otherwise a road runs through it. somewhere inside the dense jungles (near a tea shop), between two stone hedges, lies the league headquarters. this is where the league members meet up and eat (jobless pricks). the league consists of:

BARTMAN: usually seen with a black cloak and a belt full of gadgets. sketched with very talented artists, looks good with all dark drawings and fancy gizmoes. he lives an alias life of a bassist who plays funk stuff to fund himself. he has the credit of forming the JLA. and as his punchline goes, "all of you have been frogified!"

CATWOMAN: yet another person who is seen with a black cloak (saves material cost). she wanders in the dark proving to be an effective theif / stealth assasin. purrs and spits out furballs when no-one's lookin :p. her alias is always an anonymous so no one has a clue on wat shez upto! also involved in funding of JLA.

Dr Pissed (R): this is a lab experiment that went horribly wrong. the scientists wanted to create a perfect superhero and they used the recipe of Einstien's brain and Ultimate warrior's body. they made a mistake in calculation and ended up with einstien's body and ultimate warrior's brain. and if this creature dint talk, the JLA would have put it to sleep long ago. but now its a very important member of the JLA (office boy). useless in combat but very effective in scout. walks sideways at times.

LUCIFER: a Doom bringer. fat and ugly, but an strength hero. can kill others with its 6th spell. prefers meele combat and strives on fire. its alias lives with the name Wally whoz involved in hacking and job consulting. hangs out with chicks and attends home EC classes.

Wonder Woman: usually seen with a red blouse and blue cheddis. is under the impression that her "lasso of Justice" is an effective tool to bring about justice. lil she knows that we relish killing instead of justice. uses the alias of ladyparadox who is a reporter of a magazine. enjoys threatening chicks who work for her and has a bad road rage.

the fight scenes is based on the DND rulez (since its the most confusing rules) which is turn-based. a lil facts abt the rulez can be referred to a wise sage called fargo. the rulez can be found in:-
http://www.gamespy.com/articles/633/633817p1.html

if anyone is bored enuff to join the league, plz add a comment and u would be taken care of. :D u can select your characters provided that its not one in the list.

i would also be happy to announce that during one of superdalda's quests, he entered the cave of moogaagaa booga and embraced the DARK SIDE. now hez a double-lightsaber wielding Sith Lord. plz welcome the arrival of DarthDalda.

12 Comments:

Blogger LadyParadox said...

i wanted to be batman, but a certain DarthDalda said that I must choose same sex superhero. :( stoopid dalda, now everyone will know where our hideout is. dyaam!

4:40 AM  
Blogger Dr. Pissed said...

hahaha

10:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who you calling Fat and Ugly? I am not FAT!!

now that we have been introduced, lets fight crime ...

10:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hmmm, nice work.. now do i get to make out with batman???????

11:10 PM  
Blogger Food Enthusiast said...

Praise the lord!! Tha dalda has some brains and he is actually making use of it. But hey dude, dont strain it too much cause i see you have worked hard here. But i have to admit that i cant wait to read more n see to what extent your can strain your poor brains in your attempt to write soemthing cool and creative.
Peace!! I actually liked what you have written.

11:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@bluefrog: let ush met off in tea shop. for 5 bucks u get both tea n smokey. wadda life.

@ladyparadox: u first wanted to be phantom, then u decided to be wonder woman and now u want to be batman. make up ur mind or ill make u into an otter. and as bartman said, finding it wont be so easy. half the JLA members dont have any idea as to where the headquarters is. so u dont have to ponder on that fact.

@dr pissed: hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahaahahahahahahah

@wally: shuddup fatso. we r fighting one and all and all and one. no teamkills allowed so early though.

@anon: there r loads of them for batman. pick a slot and wait for ur turn. u can read a magazine while u wait.

@xuq: peace sista. wanna join the league. leave an application below.

11:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wait in a line!!!! forget it then, I;ll look elsewhere.

11:39 PM  
Blogger dee iyer said...

deja vu ?
maybe because i went to the other site first .. :)
iyengar ?

3:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@anon: ya sure u may find him in some novelty store. :p

@blufrog: we need funds for JLA. so go out there and make money stoopid.

@iyer: which other site? paradox? yes to iyengar :D

4:28 AM  
Blogger Meghna said...

LMAO!!

4:06 AM  
Blogger Jay said...

Whats the scene like bro??

9:53 PM  
Blogger dee iyer said...

Iyengar Uncle !
Many days no entry ...
why say ?

11:22 PM  

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