We two, ours one?
Since my arrival to madras, i have to take the public transport to get around places. During the commuting, i happen to see a number of buses, autos, share autos, mini buses and other various modes of transport. On a number of these, i get to notice the bumper stickers on the veichles which are so darn funny. Some of them are understandable but some of them go beyond the thoughts of a normal human being. I wonder who came up with these bloody quotes. Some seem to be really ok but then there are a few that boggles me up. A few ones i can seem to understand would be:-
"One family, one child" - Meaning you have to get married to one chick onlee and get her laid till u have ur first kid.
"I love jesus" - Devotional unless you are gay.
"Jesus is my savior" - Totally devotional.
"Hare Krishna" - hippie auto driver. Still in the 60s. Would he have a joint?
But then, there are these slogans that crack me up. I have searched and searched hard within my brain which is neither huge nor trustable. So i googled them up and dint come up with a proper answer. So i am under the impression that i am bad at google. The qoutes would be like:-
"We two, ours one" - This wins the price hands down. I mean, who the fukk created this quote. I mean who the fukk even thought of this. I wonder what the fukk even went in his brain when he wrote this one. I tried to understand this by writing it down, getting my ass drunk and reading it. Though i got drunk pretty well and i got to read it a few times, i noticed myself laughing every single time. At the end of it, i was feeling sober and lil pissed for not getting the meaning and having to spend on the drinks.
There are a few more quotes that seem to have slipped my mind at this time. I shall post them once i recall them in my nimble brain.
At this point i shall point out that i have read a few quotes while commuting in blore and this is not just a chennai syndrome. so chennai anon poster, put a smile on your face when you read this.
On a ending note, i noticed all northies have rabies and are to be shot at sight.
"One family, one child" - Meaning you have to get married to one chick onlee and get her laid till u have ur first kid.
"I love jesus" - Devotional unless you are gay.
"Jesus is my savior" - Totally devotional.
"Hare Krishna" - hippie auto driver. Still in the 60s. Would he have a joint?
But then, there are these slogans that crack me up. I have searched and searched hard within my brain which is neither huge nor trustable. So i googled them up and dint come up with a proper answer. So i am under the impression that i am bad at google. The qoutes would be like:-
"We two, ours one" - This wins the price hands down. I mean, who the fukk created this quote. I mean who the fukk even thought of this. I wonder what the fukk even went in his brain when he wrote this one. I tried to understand this by writing it down, getting my ass drunk and reading it. Though i got drunk pretty well and i got to read it a few times, i noticed myself laughing every single time. At the end of it, i was feeling sober and lil pissed for not getting the meaning and having to spend on the drinks.
There are a few more quotes that seem to have slipped my mind at this time. I shall post them once i recall them in my nimble brain.
At this point i shall point out that i have read a few quotes while commuting in blore and this is not just a chennai syndrome. so chennai anon poster, put a smile on your face when you read this.
On a ending note, i noticed all northies have rabies and are to be shot at sight.
posted by The Dalda at 8:16 AM
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BTW its Chennai!! Anyways have you seen stickers like
"This Car Stops At Red Lights!!" - Duh!!
"Dont honk, I can see you in the mirror" - Ya right, like you look in the mirror and drive.
Actually, Hare Krishnas don't believe in any form of intoxication, they don't even consume caffeine, so they certainly wouldn't have a joint. And they're not still stuck in the 60's, since there are still Hare Krishna temples all over the world.
Just thought you'd like to be a little more informed.
My opinion is completely contradictory. They are the biggest for of fraud you will even find.
@kissu pissu: if u dont have mirrors in ur bike / car / auto, wat will u do then? huh huh?
jen and antijen anthe. yappa. wat it iz, some form of split personality problem?
@jen: ya i know that. just made a small joke abt it. its like one of those later beatles songs. the songs where they have a floating krishna admist a psychadellic song. i am also aware of the krishna temples since i visited quite a few of them. i am actually supposed to be a vishnu worshipper. i just followed the common man's interpretation of a krishna temple. i guess i dint mean to do any harm against the name if that hurts anyone.
@antijen: no they r not the biggest frauds in town. there r a lot more who screw others up. its about time u woke up and saw properly. probly ur local temple/mosque/church would be 10 times more fukked up. those krishna temples do a lot of charity work and the ppl i have met are very noble. its abt time u get away from the tv and look with your own two eyes.
It isn't just the vehicles, though, is it? And hey hey... at least in Chennai the spellings are close to English. In namma Bengaluru there isn't a day that goes by that I don't see some atrocious spelling or the other - it's as though Bangalore's reputation as a 'global' city automatically makes all its inhabitants proficient at English.
*sigh*.
"Karnataka Matan Stall", anyone?
why do charity work in the name of god? do it on your own. my local worship never happens.
i met one of these krish guys selling me bhagavadgita in ENGLISH i told him sir, i've read the same in sanskrit. then he tries to convince me that english is easier[which it is] besides the point. that kid happened to be around 15 y o. is that the age to do such work?
i'd correct your statement. SOME of them are actually noble
Northies dont seem to be getting too popular down south, eh? I think mabbe they should cut down on the, "yaaar, yaha achi lassi nahi milthi!!" and the "arre, yeh kya bool raha hai, kuth samajme nahi atha" they say right to the face of every waiter, auto driver, kind-man-giving-directions, etc.
Ok, I sound todally biased now. I actually dont mind them one bit. But sometimes.. well!!
@pissy: wat car i have kannee? did u put off side wheels to ur bullet? i bet u did. chappar. ok i cames before u goes.
@tharu: The spellings r proper here. all of them use the same sticker and all of them contain the same spelling whether right or wrong. and u should realise that many ppl from blore cant spell including me. u should be happy that they spelt karnataka right.
@auntyjen: anyways u r one guldu khan. ur opinion would not matter. go sin and perish while i do something similar.
@finchie: Yesh madam. Done.
@pinkie: Nice ones. loved the phone thingee. but i m not talkin abt the good ones. i can use "baldly goin nowhere" for my car.
@psyche: As far as am concerned, they usually dont poke their matters up my rear. so i dont mind them. But its the way they tend to carry themselves pisses me off. not to forget the fact that they r excellent to spit at.
@humdrum: my point exactly. here, take my pistol. want some extra ammo?
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