How to bang goats on the highway!
stolen from my OWN post on orkut. up urz opal mehta. :p
Herez a quick guide to all u bladdy mutton eaters. thanks a lot for not sticking to chickens. all the goat did was give u ppl milk. u ppl wernt satisfied, so u started eating its meat. that became acceptable. now u ppl want to go bang goats on the highway.
This has come to light with the recent and disturbing news, mittu banged a goat on the highway in front of a cab driver, several villagers, sweet master, wally, mobile phone cameras, women and children. he fought bravely but only verbally with the villagers (that too in wrong wrong language). after a while, mittu lost the battle and he had to pay 1000 bucks to the villagers team and watch them drag away the goat for milk and mutton.
So herez the things required for banging a goat:-
1. Mittu
2. Goat
3. Highway
4. wally
5. 1000 bucks
6. sweet master as negotiator
7. frankie to start crying
8. benny (if u like PSPs)
9. villagers (goes with 2)
10. a cab
also as a requirement, u would need to know a good language to swear. English is useless. Kannada and tamil rocks but u would have to get creative at times. no i dint mean the sound card, retards. if u r not talented else u r kinda spastic, go ahead and learn hindi. u would have to just open ur mouth to swear. its so easy. a usual northie greeting would probably be:-
Boy: "Kaise ho? behenchod!"
Girl: "Sabb teek tho hai, madharchod!"
if you want to learn pure and refined hindi, contact wally (who actually came from abu dhabi on a camel) else frankie (whoz an northie in disguise). if u want express classes in hindi, contact dalda.
just wanted to let u all know that chickens can be the primary source of targets since they cant be used other than eating. think abt it, u cant milk a chicken, u cant use its feathers for clothing, u cant use its skin as leather and u cant even donate its eyes. If a chicken goes blind, all they do is whack the shit out of it and belt it as biryani. chappars.
Herez a quick guide to all u bladdy mutton eaters. thanks a lot for not sticking to chickens. all the goat did was give u ppl milk. u ppl wernt satisfied, so u started eating its meat. that became acceptable. now u ppl want to go bang goats on the highway.
This has come to light with the recent and disturbing news, mittu banged a goat on the highway in front of a cab driver, several villagers, sweet master, wally, mobile phone cameras, women and children. he fought bravely but only verbally with the villagers (that too in wrong wrong language). after a while, mittu lost the battle and he had to pay 1000 bucks to the villagers team and watch them drag away the goat for milk and mutton.
So herez the things required for banging a goat:-
1. Mittu
2. Goat
3. Highway
4. wally
5. 1000 bucks
6. sweet master as negotiator
7. frankie to start crying
8. benny (if u like PSPs)
9. villagers (goes with 2)
10. a cab
also as a requirement, u would need to know a good language to swear. English is useless. Kannada and tamil rocks but u would have to get creative at times. no i dint mean the sound card, retards. if u r not talented else u r kinda spastic, go ahead and learn hindi. u would have to just open ur mouth to swear. its so easy. a usual northie greeting would probably be:-
Boy: "Kaise ho? behenchod!"
Girl: "Sabb teek tho hai, madharchod!"
if you want to learn pure and refined hindi, contact wally (who actually came from abu dhabi on a camel) else frankie (whoz an northie in disguise). if u want express classes in hindi, contact dalda.
just wanted to let u all know that chickens can be the primary source of targets since they cant be used other than eating. think abt it, u cant milk a chicken, u cant use its feathers for clothing, u cant use its skin as leather and u cant even donate its eyes. If a chicken goes blind, all they do is whack the shit out of it and belt it as biryani. chappars.
posted by The Dalda at 2:07 PM
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5 Comments:
next time we're makin the goat bang & milk you.. wait n watch..
hehehe!
yeah, i heard of the escapade. i was also supposed to go, but dint go coz i had fever.
coz i dint get to go...
"hange aagabeku, hallu muriyabeku. neenu alabeku, naanu nagabeku!"
muahahaha!
How smart he is no?
First he makes the mistake of saying "bang goats on the highway" and then the fucking twit tries to use it against me when I bring it to his notice and make fun of him!
But i still love 'banging' you dalda baby, if you know what I mean.
i was seeing a show on NGC today, they eat rooster balls!
@northie: ya sure u wish. y dont u just suck my balls while u r at it cause i think thats the best u could do.
@jay: we love chicken meat. so be specific while mentioning those. mittu resides in this blog.
@lady: ya so super na. such things never happened to me when i went to pondi. gone case they r.
@wally: i dont have to be there to know the facts. i have u as my A.I.R. so no worries. i bet u want to be the goat.
@pissy: i dint make any mistake there. btw, i love banging u too. thanx for spittin on that northie.
@pinkie: thanx a lot. will try to stop others from eating mutton.
@bluflog: sorrie for not letting u know about the incident. thought pissy would have told u. nyways, will sacrifice a northie to make up for it.
@zii: yea??? i bet u must be turned on. or are u just remembering ur past?
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