Sunday, November 12, 2006

Shooting Cows

This week, i have taken a break from JLA to bring you this special feature. This story is inspired while i was taking the crap while thinking about cow's heads. So here's to you (not Mrs. Robinson) all.

Shooting Cows

Three men approached a field on a beautiful Sunday morning whistling the tune of 'The Simpsons' theme. While walking over the lush green grass, they encounter a cow basking the warmth of the Sun. One of the chaps turn white while the other takes out his M4 Carbine. There is a shrill sound as the 5.56 mm caliber bullet hits the side of the cow. There is a distinctive sound of the blades of grass breaking and a painful "MOO" as the cow hits the ground. Last observed fact was that the cow's head was facing north by northwest.

4 Comments:

Blogger Divya Chakravarthy said...

You probably watched the "cows with guns" video too many times!!

9:50 AM  
Blogger Jay said...

So?

9:52 AM  
Blogger Divya Chakravarthy said...

Did you get the link?

8:35 AM  
Blogger How do we know said...

North by northwest? Is that a good direction to die in? Will remember that when I am in Kashmir.

10:51 PM  

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