Beating up pre-teens

While the actual JLA is busy belting each other up for supremacy, this JLA seems to be rather peaceful. Its a late Saturday afternoon and the members of JLA are busy having Cake Fudge in Icy Nicy whilst laughing at old people crossing the road with sheer terror in their eyes. Occasionally, having sneak peeks inside the shop only to observe dr pissed entertaining himself. To change the topic, the members decide to take on a mission to make the planet a little less crowded place. After a long chatter, the members finally decide to beat the shit out of pre-teens.

The Reason: Pre-teens are the lousiest things on the planet. They are even more annoying than having a strand of hair in your food. You cant spend five minutes with even one without the idea of burning them alive. Plus on the bright side, since they are so little, you can beat them up easily.

Primary targets: Any kid above 6 and below 13.

Tactics:
Darth Dalda: Learns shock damage ability. Sits back, eats burgers and gains 10 kilos.

Bartman: Spends all money on buying beer and Marlboro. Steals equipment from a food world outlet.

Dr pissed and Lucifer: Both of them go out and spend most of the cash on belting mutton biryani at Hyderabad House. Whatever little cash that has been spared is spent in fueling up Dr Pissed's bike.

Catwoman: Spends all cash on dance classes. Later to realize that she's joint the wrong place and ends up learning the kathakali.

Wonder Woman: Decides to foot the Icy Nicy bill. Ends up being almost broke. Has curd rice with pickles with the remaining cash.

Dee-Hydrated: Buys a new tap and plans to use it as a weapon. Connects an iron pipe for extended combat techniques.

The mission:
Its 07:00 hours on a cold Saturday morning. Cars pull over by the side of a local cricket ground. A bunch of parents drop their sons to the training nets hoping that they would become the next cricketing legend. JLA covers all exits and beats the crap of every kid present. Between the punches, an eerie noise with poor audio quality is being heard. Moments later, the rest notice that Dr Pissed is humming the tune of "ants marching". Once he shuts up, they hear splashing noise coming from the north-east of the stadium. JLA reaches there only to find little kids undergoing swimming lessons. DH dives into the water and pulls the plug out draining all the water. The rest of them form two teams and end up kicking the kids all afternoon.