Tuesday, June 20, 2006

JLA Vs JLO

JLA is back! YIPPIE!!!

Since the attack of the goblin caves and then the addition of the DH, JLA has been relaxing for quite a long time. Its time they got to work on a missin that was supposed to happen about 8 months ago. The following mission is to eradicate JLO and her fancy pants pop musicians.

Reason:
1. JLO kinda rhymes with JLA. So thought i would make a decent heading for a change.
2. JLO is a pop singer and all. So there is a reason.
3. I know she is kinda cute and all but there are other cute females as well.
4. Dr pissed is in love with her.

Just to balance the sexes, lets add the backstreet boys, Nsynce and destiny's child at her place having a party.

The Team:

Light-side campaign:
Bartman
Wonder Woman
Cat Woman

Conveniently excluded since this is a dark-side campaign. Solly people. Stay at the HQ and clean the place. Leave bartman in charge.

Dark-side campaign:
Darthdalda
Dr pissed (as the lame version of kel'thuzad)
Lucifer
Dee-hydrated

Since Dr pissy would not allow us to kill JLO, we informed him that we would be getting rid of nsync so that he could have JLO all for himself. The plan was to make pissy boy fight nsync, lucifer to fight destiny's child and DH to go against backstreet boys. As DD, i would shoot the dogs, shoot JLA and run off with her ferrari. Will settle for an alternative car if she dint have a ferrari.

Anyways, too bored to type further. So i say that everythin went according to plan itseems. Except for the intervention where dr pissed had to stop to sing songs and dance and for the fact that lucifer had to pee 150 times. Went back to the HQ after the mission to find BM, WW and CW drunk of their asses wth beer only. shame on them.