Lean back and shut the fuck up!

As you guessed, I am back to bitch about something. This time, its something inspired by TV. The other evening, during dinner, I was semi drunk, at home, watching the news debate along with my parents. The topic happened to be about sex scenes or eroticism screened on Indian movies. My dad being as awesome as he is, agreed that everyone loves sex but are hypocrites accepting it appearing on movies or television. Being his son, I naturally agree with his point of view.

Lets begin with the whole thing about sex being a taboo in Indian mentality. Having said that, the whole concept of viewing sex on screen in an offensive manner is downright stupid. Once humans hit puberty, having sex is the main thing on their minds. Its so powerful that the rest of their lives are surrounded by it. I seriously think the over achievers in life are the ones who wish to compensate the size of their penises or lack of getting wet in their private regions. That and the oohhhs and ahhhs from their social circle. Naturally, people would disagree because they wish to think they are not that shallow. But the fact of the matter is this, I have been watching porn and dreamed about sex ever since I hit puberty. The drive was so strong that I have got porn in the form of floppies (born in the 80s), spent time on internet viewing it, gotten magazines etc. I thought I was the scum of society for being who I was. But after a few years and realizing that humans are wankers, I kinda accepted that I was ok. If you ask any guy (this is not a subject i often discuss with girls and those i do discuss with do lie) if he ever involved in masturbation and if he said no, shoot him in the balls. Women act like they are the more evolved creatures but listen girls, erotica is porn. Its just the same thing in a polished way. And yes, I did flip through the pages of Mills and Boon. Don't bother arguing about this.

The thought process brings me to a sub-subject. Pre-marital sex. While the men want their wives to be virgins and the women want their men to put them on a pedestal for worship, I laugh at thee. I was going through matrimonial ads (loose motion -> loo -> times classifieds) and I see people put up stuff like they want innocent partners. Let me just educate you that its not gonna happen unless you want a cradle marriage. I have also seen ads where people put that their wives should be modern inside the house but traditional outside. I am sorry but you are a dick. If a woman is gonna be stared at in public, it doesnt matter what she wears. If you dont like her flamboyant lifestyle, you picked the wrong woman. Just gulp it down and live with it. For the women who love to be a tease for the attention you would get, well, you dont deserve it. Stop being such a cunt and learn to be more elegant and respective. Studs and sluts is an endless story. Google it and stick with the facts.

Coming back to the main post of nudity on screen, those who dared to do it, i salute you. I dont consider you all as sluts but expressionists. You have made a significant contribution to society and I for one applaud your efforts. Keep up the good work.