We two, ours one?

Since my arrival to madras, i have to take the public transport to get around places. During the commuting, i happen to see a number of buses, autos, share autos, mini buses and other various modes of transport. On a number of these, i get to notice the bumper stickers on the veichles which are so darn funny. Some of them are understandable but some of them go beyond the thoughts of a normal human being. I wonder who came up with these bloody quotes. Some seem to be really ok but then there are a few that boggles me up. A few ones i can seem to understand would be:-

"One family, one child" - Meaning you have to get married to one chick onlee and get her laid till u have ur first kid.

"I love jesus" - Devotional unless you are gay.

"Jesus is my savior" - Totally devotional.

"Hare Krishna" - hippie auto driver. Still in the 60s. Would he have a joint?

But then, there are these slogans that crack me up. I have searched and searched hard within my brain which is neither huge nor trustable. So i googled them up and dint come up with a proper answer. So i am under the impression that i am bad at google. The qoutes would be like:-

"We two, ours one" - This wins the price hands down. I mean, who the fukk created this quote. I mean who the fukk even thought of this. I wonder what the fukk even went in his brain when he wrote this one. I tried to understand this by writing it down, getting my ass drunk and reading it. Though i got drunk pretty well and i got to read it a few times, i noticed myself laughing every single time. At the end of it, i was feeling sober and lil pissed for not getting the meaning and having to spend on the drinks.

There are a few more quotes that seem to have slipped my mind at this time. I shall post them once i recall them in my nimble brain.

At this point i shall point out that i have read a few quotes while commuting in blore and this is not just a chennai syndrome. so chennai anon poster, put a smile on your face when you read this.

On a ending note, i noticed all northies have rabies and are to be shot at sight.

Wat abt left-handed ppl?

This bloody planet is retarded. just because 80 - 90 % of the ppl would be right-handed doesnt mean they r superior to left handed ppl. being left handed isnt a defect u retards. its just the usage of the other hand. and yea our right hand powers would be like the powers of ur left hand. sometimes stronger since ppl expect us to use right hand for various purpouses.

this has come to light due to my past experiences with ppl in restaraunts, office, banks etc. infact there r not many places where ppl dont q me for being left handed. just wanted to let u all know that this is a trait since my birth and did not come to me after winnin somethin.

The most retarded Q i have come accross are:-
1. R u left handed?
me: hmm yea.

2. Hey, do u eat in left da?
me: yes. wat deadlee observation

3. How do u write in left da?
me: magic da. super na

4. which hand do u wash ur butt in?
me: right! y, u wanna volunteer to do that job?

5. do u do everythin in left?
me: no, remember Q4?

6. which hand do u use the fork?
me: neither. i eat with hands

7. dont u find it difficult to ride bikes/cars the opp way?
me: noways. btw lot of ppl drive both LH and RH drive.

8. isnt it bad manners to use left hand?
me: w00t? suck my ballz.

9. how come u use the right handed mouse?
me: cuz i m god's gift to humankind.

in short, i m p pissed to answer retards who notice the fact that am left handed. if u do, better shut ur trap. else u r gonna get ur tiny lil ass kicked all the way till abu dhabi.