How to bang goats on the highway!

stolen from my OWN post on orkut. up urz opal mehta. :p

Herez a quick guide to all u bladdy mutton eaters. thanks a lot for not sticking to chickens. all the goat did was give u ppl milk. u ppl wernt satisfied, so u started eating its meat. that became acceptable. now u ppl want to go bang goats on the highway.

This has come to light with the recent and disturbing news, mittu banged a goat on the highway in front of a cab driver, several villagers, sweet master, wally, mobile phone cameras, women and children. he fought bravely but only verbally with the villagers (that too in wrong wrong language). after a while, mittu lost the battle and he had to pay 1000 bucks to the villagers team and watch them drag away the goat for milk and mutton.

So herez the things required for banging a goat:-
1. Mittu
2. Goat
3. Highway
4. wally
5. 1000 bucks
6. sweet master as negotiator
7. frankie to start crying
8. benny (if u like PSPs)
9. villagers (goes with 2)
10. a cab

also as a requirement, u would need to know a good language to swear. English is useless. Kannada and tamil rocks but u would have to get creative at times. no i dint mean the sound card, retards. if u r not talented else u r kinda spastic, go ahead and learn hindi. u would have to just open ur mouth to swear. its so easy. a usual northie greeting would probably be:-
Boy: "Kaise ho? behenchod!"
Girl: "Sabb teek tho hai, madharchod!"

if you want to learn pure and refined hindi, contact wally (who actually came from abu dhabi on a camel) else frankie (whoz an northie in disguise). if u want express classes in hindi, contact dalda.

just wanted to let u all know that chickens can be the primary source of targets since they cant be used other than eating. think abt it, u cant milk a chicken, u cant use its feathers for clothing, u cant use its skin as leather and u cant even donate its eyes. If a chicken goes blind, all they do is whack the shit out of it and belt it as biryani. chappars.