Shooting Cows
This week, i have taken a break from JLA to bring you this special feature. This story is inspired while i was taking the crap while thinking about cow's heads. So here's to you (not Mrs. Robinson) all.
Shooting Cows
Three men approached a field on a beautiful Sunday morning whistling the tune of 'The Simpsons' theme. While walking over the lush green grass, they encounter a cow basking the warmth of the Sun. One of the chaps turn white while the other takes out his M4 Carbine. There is a shrill sound as the 5.56 mm caliber bullet hits the side of the cow. There is a distinctive sound of the blades of grass breaking and a painful "MOO" as the cow hits the ground. Last observed fact was that the cow's head was facing north by northwest.
Shooting Cows
Three men approached a field on a beautiful Sunday morning whistling the tune of 'The Simpsons' theme. While walking over the lush green grass, they encounter a cow basking the warmth of the Sun. One of the chaps turn white while the other takes out his M4 Carbine. There is a shrill sound as the 5.56 mm caliber bullet hits the side of the cow. There is a distinctive sound of the blades of grass breaking and a painful "MOO" as the cow hits the ground. Last observed fact was that the cow's head was facing north by northwest.
posted by The Dalda at 8:45 AM
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Moonspell
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