Retarded Indiatimes dating service

For those of you who get to read this, please dont get the impression that i am one of those idiotic posters who nothing better to do than asking women out through dating services. i stumbled upon the Bangalore Times, an Times Of India newspaper subdivision and started to read about the advertisements (or propositions) made by a few people mainly because i was jobless and finished reading all the gossips (which in turn were not worth reading). i hate that colomn because it is quite stupid and the people who publish (or post) there seem to be really desperate. secondly, its never ever updated (this is not the first time i have laid my eyes on it). i get to see the same posts that i have seen months ago. seriously, if they dint stop showing the profile of the week (which in my opinion remained the same since the day of creation), i would have stormed to the TOI office and beaten up some people.
What ticks me off mainly is the posts i get to read there. to give you all an idea, one of the posts i read today goes as follows: (p.s. bear in mind that this is a girl asking out for a guy) "hi. i am 22 years old and i like to dance and sing. need someone who shares the same hobbies". see what i mean? its stupid, worthless, retarded and complete waste of paper. imagine the fact that a tree died somewhere to give this piece of junk.
Though the main thing i wanted to blog about this was the fact that i happened to notice a post in the colomn where guys are askin for girls. this post was located in the fourth colomn and first row. i just hope the dating agency made a mistake by printing it in the wrong place. the post is as follows: "hi. i love to have guy friends. so if you are a guy and are willing to be my friend, catch me in the voicemailbox number BLAH BLAH". i had goosebumps after reading that one. i wanted to throw up but then instead used a series of curse words to calm myself down. i know that the ones i have quoted from the paper are not perfect extracts but they serve the purpouse by conveying the meaning.
LOVE CRAZY HIPPIES TICK ME OFF!!!!!!!!

Typing it right!

This is a subject that has been haunting me for the past few days. Its about the acronyms that are being used while chatting, posting in a forum, while mailing someone and so on. I used to do it on regular basis irrespective of whatever i was involved in. A few minutes ago, i had a chat with one of my friend who is good in english and he seemed indifferent. i then asked two more who were online at that moment. they told me that they preferred reading collonial english rather than acronyms. its an habit that i am getting used to. especially when i have been using slang words for the past few years. those of you out there, if you bother to read this piece of trash, can you all let me know which form of text do u prefer to read?

My riding style!

Instead of accusing others, i can accuse myself for my shitty riding skill. i keep doin a lot of crazy things while riding a bike. some of the crazy things are:-

1. keep bending over to check whether the fuel pipe is in on or reserve even when i know its status.
2. when stopping at a signal, check whether all the electricals are proper. (i.e. the horn, indicaters, the headlamp, dimmer etc)
3. when stopping on a inclined road, hold onto the front brakes and stay. (bit of trouble now since my bike fell down and i dont seem to have front brakes)
4. piss auto drivers off.
5. make a lot of noise and swear a lot when i pass through tilaknagar area.
6. piss other drivers / riders off.
7. cant stand it when a pulsar hippie stares at you. u get the thoughts of running over him. if he survives the first run, run over him again.

p.s. i have no roadrage unlike dr pissed who runs over kittens when he is in a good mood.

SMS reports!

First lemme tell ya that SMS is a good feature and i dont mind its existance. i use it a lot myself to communicate with others. but it ticks me off to know that a feature like SMS report exists. i never used to care abt it until my friends started buggin me with the help of that feature. apprntly, when the SMS reaches u'r mob, it gives those silly asses a delivery report confirming the fact that its given me the god damn message. now, this too is not a problem for me if my friends dont piss me off after that. the worst part is if someone wants to know somethin urgently, they keep messagin me every second minute with the same message. and then the fifth message would be, "dood, i know that u r gettin this message cause i got the delivery report". i mean wtf, i would reply if i have to. i m not that daft. i probly got held up in the loo for all i care.

though i have to agree that its my fault in some cases cause i read but fail to reply. this is due to sheer laziness / too pissed off to reply / ignorance. like the other day, one of my friend was messagin me in the nite with some comp prob. since i was playin the guitar lying down, i was too lazy to reply. now i wonder whoz fault is it really?

Women Vs Reality

*OFF TOPIC* first i would like to curse myself for not bloggin for so long. i wanted this to be a daily habit.

gettin bakk to the main topic, lemme tell u that i fail to understand abt women. i try a little and fail miserably. and i m quite confident that this is gonna be a trauma all my life.

The other day, i bumped into this good friend of mine (good cause i dont have anythin against her and neither does she have anythin negative against me). we gave the usual hi, sup and the other loads of crap. then, she mentioned that she missed me. i replied, "umm. thanx" (belive me, nothin struck b/w the ears then). she tortured me further by askin whether i missed her. i replied by saying that i never thought of her anytime. she got all worked up and told stuff like i never care for her etc. the point is that both of us never call up each other (shez not even listed in my phonebook) and i am quite sure that she never thought abt me for a minute. so why beat around the bush.

the point that troubles me is that whether its my fault of is it that gal's? cause even if i think abt it now, i just seem to draw a blank. is it always gonna be this way or wat?